Sock Cop can’t seem to go viral, and goes and visits #ViralDragon for help!
Usually, when something is PREMIUM, that means it costs money. Not so fast my friends! This content is worth, I dunno…like…at least 36 bucks. But it is my gift to you. I only hope you laugh. Also share it, because I base all my self-worth on likes and retweets.
Smooches for youse!
The same people that make my t-shirts expanded and has started selling stickers! They’re $2.50, and you can get them here!
Yes indeedios! By popular demand, the most delicious coffee in the world is back and ready for guzzlin’!
Made in Alabama by master coffee roaster Bubba, each bag is smooched by Sock Cop for extra good luck.
This is a limited run, and the last time this coffee was available, it sold out quick, so get it before it’s gone. Who knows when there will be more?!
You can get it whole bean or ground, just pick the one you want!
ORDER TODAY AT BubbasBeans.com
The hilarious Robert L Hines, aka Toby Jones from the viral “Jones BBQ and Foot Massage” video, chats with sock about law enforcement, show biz, and Negro Pope.
***Contains Mild Language***