Sock Cop’s Official Statement

Smells Like Christmas Spirit!

Sock Cop sings some Christmas Classics to get you in the mood for the season and whatnot!
It’s a free album gimmick that you and the family can sing around the tree or whatever!
Sock Cop loves you, SMOOCHES!

IMPORTANT! Sockcast Relaunch!!!

Hey there! Nobody has noticed, but the SockCast (my podcast) hasn’t had a new episode in awhile. Actually, it hasn’t even been online for months! Well, that’s about to change.

This month makes TWO YEARS since it started, holy cow! So to celebrate, I’m gonna do a whole relaunch gimmick. Each day, I’m going to upload an episode, in case you missed it the first time around, or listen to it again!

Then when all the old episodes are up, the new SockCast will pick it up from there! New gimmicks! Weirder guests! An audio bonanza that will put a smile on your face, hopefully.


#PremiumContent Alert! Sock Goes To Canada

Holy Cow! Usually I make my #PremiumContent videos less than a minute so I can put them on the twitters and the instagrams. I worked on this one for awhile. I kept adding to it, and it turned out to be too long so it had to go on YouTubes. But that’s ok!

Sock Cop goes on a game show and things get weird!

Features music by “Jingle” Jeve Stones and Bass Guy! *If you pay attention you can see Bass Guy in the video too! He shot the Canada footage for me!*

You can watch it here or go to

I asked my buddy Josh Robert Thompson if he would voice a skeleton in the video and here is what he sent. It wasn’t exactly the lines I gave him, so I put it here as a special BONUS SCENE!

FLASHBACK! Sock Cop on the Bass Guy Show

Bass Guy has been a good friend of mine for years. He does an amazing one-man comedy/music show LIVE three days a week. He takes calls on his show, and this is a clip of me calling in to do the “Pizza Workout” with the great Doctor Naire Mumstead.

If you haven’t checked out Bass Guy yet, I highly recommend you do so. One of the nicest most talented guys in the world making cool stuff.

A Sock on Some Podcasts!

Hello friends!

I have had trouble lining up guests for my own podcast (because laziness, mostly) but some other people have had me on THEIR podcasts!

This is Natty Bumpercar’s Bumperpodcast, where his good friend Pig has fun conversations with people. Most of the older episodes are like under 5 minutes, so be sure to check those out too!

This one is a little different because (for whatever reason) these guys wanted to talk to the Useless Assistant (Jason) instead of me (Sock)
I don’t know why you would, but if you want you can listen to the episode of Scoundrels Be Talking by my good friends The Handsome Scoundrels!


I went to NYC recently to learn how to become an #Influencer at the Shorty Awards. One thing I learned is you, THE PEOPLE, want and deserve #PremiumContent!

Usually, when something is PREMIUM, that means it costs money. Not so fast my friends! This content is worth, I dunno…like…at least 36 bucks. But it is my gift to you. I only hope you laugh. Also share it, because I base all my self-worth on likes and retweets.

Smooches for youse!