Just relax and ease into it like a hot bath. Sock Cop is here to entertain you and catch some speedas. We’re all friends here.

Did you lose your partner/brother/sibling in the dryer?

No, Sock Cop is an only child and works alone.

Do you shoot black socks/beat people/police brutality/other unkind things?

NO! Sock just writes the tickets and loves everybody, whether you are black,white, argyle, polyester, or even a toe sock!

Are you single?

Sock was on the Tinders for awhile but holy cow what a wasteland. Now I’m just focused on catchin’ speedas.

Do you like donuts?

Yup! My favorites is the maple kind with the bacon on top!