#PremiumContent

I went to NYC recently to learn how to become an #Influencer at the Shorty Awards. One thing I learned is you, THE PEOPLE, want and deserve #PremiumContent!

Usually, when something is PREMIUM, that means it costs money. Not so fast my friends! This content is worth, I dunno…like…at least 36 bucks. But it is my gift to you. I only hope you laugh. Also share it, because I base all my self-worth on likes and retweets.

Smooches for youse!

-Sock

 

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